Think on this these photographs. Don't they look like B&W photos of a colonoscopy?

Well, they're really photos of the vortex at the South Pole of the planet Venus (according to NASA).

Why are we giving the planet a colonoscopy? And how was the prep done? Or do I really want an answer to that last?

Is this why the Venus People are mad at us and are beaming radio waves into our heads unless we all wear tinfoil hats?