Is this part of the Crayside takeover of Mudcat? :-)

Don't worry about the drop into the river, we have rules to stop Duck Chucking. The palm of the hand must be resting on the bridge parapet when the duck is released!

Quackers you have more to worry about from one Pierre Le Chapeau who has threatened to bring his air rifle.

To any confused readers (as if) the Duck Race is part of the Crayside Folk Day on October 9th at the Seven Stars, Foots Cray, Sidcup, Kent from 12.30 to 22.45 - duck racing starts at 13.30