Running Bear

(SFX: stereotypical racist Indian "woo woo woo" sounds; continue with stereotypical racist Indian "oonga oonga" chant throughout as continuo)

Running Bear lived in Missoula
Eating berries on the sly
Running Bear thought he'd like collie
So he looked for one to try

Running Bear walked up I-90
Ever westward he did track
When he came to little Frenchtown
He thought he'd find a doggy snack

(chorus)
Running Bear came to Frenchtown
Looking for a dog to eat
Running Bear came to Frenchtown
For a crunchy collie treat

Running Bear saw him a collie
On a back porch in the town
Running Bear walked through the garden
For to gulp that collie down

When his claws reached, and his lips drooled
He was ready to be fed
When a small, obnoxious lady
Threw zucchini at his head!

(repeat chorus)

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