"I have a special spelling -If you dont like my spelling use your own spell czecher on it."

Thank you for your effort in attempting to display your special talent.

Sadly The Fooles Troupe is no longer holding auditions. We no longer have an opening, except in the exit. There's too much raw talent out there - uncooked that is.

Anyway The Fooles Troupe are thinking of moving on to fresh s too many people shitting in the woods around here - we can bear it no longer.

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

We have to move - too much competition around here .... :-P