Ok, Olddude, although we don't have Walmart here in the UK, (we do in a way, they own Asda.) Some things you can buy, and smaller private street corner shops have a cop out but large department shops can only open so many hours and have browse but can't reach the checkout hour before they officially open. One place (Ikea) the lady told me she wasn't allowed by law (!) to talk to me before the tills open....

I too have joined a religion!!! I do work for the government and on their monitoring forms want to know my religion. I went on the internet to find a religion (true this..) and signed up to The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, just like foolstroupe did.

We are fellow Pastafarians!! Right on bro!!!