The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #132346 Message #2996986
Posted By: Matthew Edwards
30-Sep-10 - 02:04 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! 2.0 - Fit 8
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! 2.0 - Fit 8
Some great contributions here; a plaintive tribute to the Native American traditions by the noble Sir Mousethief, and the welcome return of guest Ceto and an ode to Sir Paul's vegetarian principles. Frank Zappa himself couldn't have called any vegetable to any greater deed than to lay down its life in protection of a lady and her dog.
The Black Bear and the Zucchini
There was a black bear who lived in the woods; Hi ho ransom diddy dum He coveted some of his neighbours' goods. Raddledee umbo dairy
The bear wooed his neighbour's twelve year old collie; Hi ho ransom diddy dum And he swore he would have her by gosh and by golly. Raddledee umbo dairy
Now the bear loved the dog with devotion and ardour; Hi ho ransom diddy dum At the sight of the collie his passion grew harder. Raddledee umbo dairy
Now a bear and a dog it isn't like Disney; Hi ho ransom diddy dum For the combination can be rather grisly. Raddledee umbo dairy
But the neighbour's wife (whom the bear didn't covet); Hi ho ransom diddy dum Graphically told the bear where to shove it. Raddledee umbo dairy
The bear rose up, a two-hundred pound meanie, Hi ho ransom diddy dum While she brandished at him a twelve-inch zucchini. Raddledee umbo dairy
(It may be peculiar to the town of Missoula; Hi ho ransom diddy dum That a one-foot courgette is a real passion cooler.) Raddledee umbo dairy
She threw the squash straight at the bear's head; Hi ho ransom diddy dum And the bear he took to his heels and he fled. Raddledee umbo dairy
The bear retreated over the hill; Hi ho ransom diddy dum And if he isn't dead yet then he's living there still. Raddledee umbo dairy
If you want any more of this ludicrous tale; Hi ho ransom diddy dum You must buy me another flagon of ale. Raddledee umbo dairy
Matthew Edwards
I humbly apologise to the memory of Cecilia Costello whose delightful version of the tale of 'The Frog and the Mouse' inspired the lines above.