Information from Turtle Creek Chorale's web site:

JALAPEÑO CHORUS
From "Twisted Turtle Tinsel," 1996, and "The Holy and the Holly"
Music by George F. Handel
Words by Lyova Rosanoff, Esthers Follies
Revised by Danny Ray

You can hear a 59-second sample on this page or this page (or click to play).


Lyrics below copied from http://sbranch.org/wordpress/word-sheets-bass2/
Note: these lyrics appear to be only the bass part of a SATB arrangement. I assume the dashes stand for places where the basses are silent and other voices are singing.


Jalapeño, jalapeño, jalapeño, jalapeño, jalapeño
Enchiladas, corn tortillas, empanadas, guacamole, chili con queso
Bring hot tostadas and salsa rojo
And the hot sauce, and the hot sauce, jalapeño, jalapeño.
Pico de gallo and some cabrito.
And the hot sauce, and the hot sauce, jalapeño, jalapeño.
– - – - – - – - – Jalapeño
Bring me a glass of water and hurry, jalapeño, jalapeño.
Jalapeño, jalapeño, jalapeño, jalapeño, jalapeño
Jalapeño, jalapeño.
The kitchen has just closed – - – but we're starved.
The kitchen has reopened since the owner just walked in.
Then I will have refritos and tacos. -
Chalupas, and Spanish rice, and Spanish rice and Spanish rice.
Fajitas – - fajitas, fajitas, fajitas, fajitas.
Tamales, tamales, with chili
Some agua, some agua, limonada, limonada.
Sangria, sangria, margarita, margarita.
Dos Equis, Dos Equis, Carta Blanca, Carta Blanca.
Corona, Corona, no domestic, no domestic.
A praline, fried ice cream, sopapillas with honey.
No more flan, the flan's all gone.
I have not touched this chili relleno. - – -
The flan's all gone you can have some tomorrow.
Bring the check, I'll charge, I'll charge it.
No let me pay, on my Visa, on my Visa.
And bring a doggie bag for my flautas and salsa.
O what pains, frijoles bring, O what pains, frijoles bring.
And we shall burn forever, forever and ever.
Forever, and ever, forever, and ever,
Alka Seltzer, Pepto Bismol, Metamucil, Kaopectate – - Jalapeño!