Yeah, they could probably make him a banana dacquiri or some other of those overly sweet fruity drinks he likes so much. True, they aren't prejudiced again anyone -- some of the members look a lot like chimps, only much taller -- but one of the rules to get in the bar is the possession, at some time now or in the past, of at least one working and fully opposable thumb (on your own hand). This rule is to prevent killings and other unpleasant acts resulting from accusations of cheating at various games of chance, such as Old Maid, Crazy Eights, Solitaire, and High Man Wins (gracious, there are LAWS against gambling in Idaho).

Tiny Moose also has a penchant for dance, or rather, watching others dance a jig. Tiny Moose plays the tune with the .30 caliber, belt fed, M1919A6 machine guns he carries as his sidearms. Some think it quite a treat to watch Tiny Moose, a gun in each hand, helping someone dance a jig on the specially reinforced Hovel floor.