Zucchini and Bears

I went to Frenchtown in the middle of the day
I saw a dog on a porch right away
I thought I would eat him, but to my disgrace
A housewife appeared and threw veg at my face

She throws zu- zu- zu- zu- zu- zucchini at bears
Any bears, many bears, one bear or two
There's nothing on earth that mad housewife won't do
She'll throw a zucchini
zu-zu-zucchini
She'll throw a zucchini, zucchini at bears

I had been hungry for many a long day
I soon will be sleeping the winter away
A collie would make a good meal, I would say
Till that veg-lobbing housewife quite scared me away

She throws (etc)

Now I am still hungry and feel quite abused
Zucchini-caused bruises don't make me amused
Next time I'll charge in and I won't be refused
I'll get me a helmet and eat what I choose

She throws (etc)