I was gigging the other night and someone requested 'Part Of The Union and almost without thinking I changed the 2nd verse to

"Before the union did appear, my life was half as clear
Now I've got the power to the working hour
And every other day of the year
So although I'm a working man, I can ruin Ed Miliband
Though I'm none-too-hard, the site of my card
Makes me some kind of superman"

Loved the one about brother 'Glenn' though!