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Thread #110341   Message #2997941
Posted By: Gene
02-Oct-10 - 12:40 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Don't Try It for It Can't Be Done
Subject: Lyr Add: DON'T TRY IT ('CAUSE IT CAN'T BE DONE)
Here's a variation:

Don't Try It ('Cause It Can't Be Done)
Volo Bogtrotters

Now folks never say to yourself I'm the best
There's nothing that I cannot do
You'll find there are many when put [thru/to]
the test
Just listen I'll tell you a few

You can't hit a ball with a bat of your eye
Don't try it 'cause it can't be done
You can't take a goose and make gooseberry pie
Don't try it 'cause it can't be done

You might find a beggar who never does beg
You might raise a chicken without laying an egg
But you can't raise a cow from the calf of your leg
Don't try it 'cause it can't be done

You can't sail a ship without getting aboard
Don't try it 'cause it can't be done
You can't take the rattle all out of a Ford
Don't try it 'cause it can't be done

You might find a barber who'll tell you just how
You get a good shave from the blade of a plow
But you cannot get milk from a gentleman cow
Don't try it 'cause it can't be done

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Gene