Nice one, Codger! Yes, I think that Peter Bellamy's song shows exactly the right spirit!

"When e'er we fancy bathing, we paddles in the drains,
And when we want a concert, we rattles of our chains,
And when we want a banquet, we drink sludge and call it ale,
If you want a good time, commit a crime, and come to Norwich Gaol!"

Matthew