"when the free music revival begins..." all will be given a free half gallon of bier which must be consumed to assure everyone's muse is blowing their ass trumpet

"when the free music revival begins..." anyone caught practicing to enhance the entertainment value of their performance will be made to listen to "The Best of Yoko Ono" until they see the error of their ways or their brains implode.

"when the free music revival begins..." anyone found wasting water by bathing more than once a month will have to run off copies of every verse ever used in "Down By The Riverside" to be used in the education sessions.


Spaw