The song about the Sears garden hose, reminded of another song about Sears. Apparently in a men's brief's underwear ad in their catalog, a model was revealing a little more than was expected, (but only part of one!) This prompted someone to write a song with the tag line "How I wish that I could be, that man on page 602". It was in the early 70's and it played on the country radio station so it wasn't too offensive. Can someone help me find this? I'm sure someone can!

Sheepishly, gatyam gal