I must say I laughed at the Spike Milligan version Dave H! Does anyone know of other funny parodies of nursery rhymes? I seem to remember a fracas a while ago about "Baa baa black sheep" being racist!!! (I didn't realise sheep were so sensitive as to their racial characteristics) I also didn't realise how long ago Twinkle twinkle was written, 1806!. Thank you Snuffy.