I haven't been up Kent County in a dawg's age but I am intendin ta go fer a drive in the bog country soon. I ain't goin huntin. I'm just goin fer a drive but I am takin my 12 semi an all I got is a bird license so as I can carry in case I am takin a piss an a blackie or a pack a yotes shows up twixt me an the truck.

My question is this. Should I get a bear license so as I can carry slugs er can I shoot the little red or green dwarfs with number 6 iffin they get between me an the truck? Er should I bring a bag a sugar and some carrots on accounta that always worked with moose? I mean, I'd rather feed em than shoot em iffin they ain't carnyvores. If they is, well, I'll feed em the lead.

Iffin I do end up takin one, should ya skin em warm? Do ya hang one long as yer moose? Y'all got any recipes?