I mean, all the wrestlin' holds and tricks allready been laid out like Steamboat Steve after takin' a' sleeper from 'ol Haystacks Calhoun... So...

...when I was like 12-13 and watchin' the local TV wrestlin' there was this guy who looked one heck of alot like one of the TV wrestlers but he always denied it??? Said musta been someone who look like him...

Then one Friday night me and my brother watchin' the wrestlin' and this guy is on as ____________________ (fill in yer favorite) an' he's got him a bandage on his cheek goin' into the match... Hmmmmmm??? So next day I at the Graham Road Drug Store and he come in... Same bandage??? Same guy who always said he weren't the wrestler on the TV??? So I walked up to him and said, "Did good last night"... He says, "What you mean, son???"... I says, "You is "The Deliveryman" wrestler', aint ya'???"... He say, "No, son, that ain't me... Must be someone who looks like me..."

Yeah, okay, folks... Maybe he thought he was fooling the neighbors but he don't fool me... 'Er my brother... Brother tell ya...

B~