The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3001700
Posted By: Rapparee
07-Oct-10 - 10:49 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
All RIGHT! That does it!

Mom was down at the bottom cavorting in the sewer because no one except me cared enough to be bring her up for MORE THAN TWELVE HOURS!!

Well, I've rescued her. She was beset by a horde of sex-crazed bikers and only had her empty beer cans to fend them off! It was a horrible site, lemme tell ya: all those weird helmets and skin-tight shorts, cowering in front of a poor little old lady who was chucking empty Pabst cans at them...terrible, terrible. I hope I never see such a thing again!

Anyway, tiptoe around. She's sleeping it off napping on the couch and is likely to be a tad touchy when she awakens.