Dear mousethief,Brilliant! May I please place your song of 'woe' (hahaha) in the Mudcat Songbook? And don't mind ole 'Spaw there -- he's only calling you 'ratso' because he likes ya! Kinda like the way I call him a saggy-butt tortoise sometimes (long story)...
Great stuff there, mousethief, keep it up!
-- Aine