You mean, like fill the pool with jello? Or breaking out a wall here and there to make more open space? Or bringing in large, ungainly critters just so we could get a good look at them? And lots of other things?

We wouldn't do that. Of course not. For one thing we haven't found a couple of convenient credit cards that their owner(s) encouraged us to use- or they certainly would have, had they known of our grand vision.