Well, one thing's for sure. Most of humanity was not huddled round the shores of the badly-behaved Black Sea. No, it wasn't just the other day, but it was supposedly 5,600BC and the world was already full of modern humans by then. Yes, all over the place. Some of those wonderful ancient civilisations were already coming and going. In fact, all the, er, non-modern humans had died out long before that. A little chronological fact-checking wouldn't go amiss here. You'll be telling me next that Ursula Andress really was nearly eaten by dinosaurs.