Yeah...the physical part is easy. It's the mental part that's hard to beat. The way I see it, I am addicted to...let's see...

- Guns. I love 'em.
- Whisky. Ditto.
- Cigars. Cuban if I can get 'em.
- Bananas, mangos, and banana dacquiris.
- Danger. It keeps me from gettin' bored.
- Nice lookin' Chimpettes.
- Goin' to the baseball games.
- Watchin' boxin' matches.
- Cars that are fast and that you can shoot from pretty easy with a tommy gun if you have to. The modern cars ain't near as good that way as the old ones were, though they are fast.
- Classy human dames with really loooong legs, and a discriminatin' sense of taste, not to mention a healthy respect fer themselves. NO shrinkin' violets, please!

I got no intention of givin' up any of these addictions until I am lyin' in a coffin.

- Chongo