The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #25319   Message #300412
Posted By: hesperis
18-Sep-00 - 11:56 PM
Thread Name: BS: Never do X with Y
Subject: RE: BS: Never do X with Y
Okay, the results of the Infamous Spaghetti Match:

<<drumroll please!>>

I won.

No surprise there.
I am, like, the world's slowest eater.

We decided to go for Chinese food instead of Spaghetti.
I ate ONE plate of food from the buffet, IN THE TIME IT TOOK L.H. TO EAT TWO PLATES!!!!!

Of course Little Hawk tried to say that I cheated.

As if!
He mentioned seconds - I didn't say anything about seconds! And considering how long it took me to go through that ONE plate, I could have won twice over if he'd been stupid and insisted on the point. We were getting late for song circle though. (That's the only reason he stopped trying to argue with me. (Men!))

Anyway, I won.

So I now have the inalienable right to say ANYTHING at all about Bob Dylan to Little Hawk, without him taking it the wrong way.
SO THERE!

~*sirepseh*~