My "W C Fields version" goes like this:

"Indicate the direction of my residence;
I'm fatigued and I desire to retire.
I imbibed a small quantity approximately 60 minutes ago
And it traveled directly to my cerebellum.
Regardless where I may perambulate
On terra firma or the ocean or effervescence,
You will ever perceive me incanting this melody:
'Indicate the direction of my residence.'"