Dean,
If you don't have a recipe for Loon here it is.

Throw the Loon in a boiling pot of water along with Potatoes, carrots, onions and anything else you want to get rid of. But the most important ingredient is to carefully lower a stone about 3 inches in diameter. When you can poke a fork threw the rock the Loon is ready to be served.
Works every time.
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