Ah yes, nobody with nothing to hide is ever hounded by the government. What a log of schlock!

Anyway how about some BLOBs!

• A paranoid BLOB to Amos for the sorrowful:
  Now I've lost the Bureau's tracker
  And I fear a slip of pink.
• A fatalist BLOB to Georgiansilver for the all-too-true:
  We are going to get tracked folks, One and all.
• And finally a political BLOB to Matthew Edwards for the xenophilic:
  And if you have a funny name,
  We'll track you down just the same

Keep up the goo work!