Actual research has verified that ALL political parties in the US are controlled by a Canadian Cabal that goes under the name "Possum Lodge." Located in the muskeg region the members not only control the Illuminati, but also the Tri-Lateral Commission, North Korea, the Bohemian Club, Krupp Arms, Skoda, the Society of Jesus, Opus Dei, the Freemasons, and nearly everything else. During their rituals the members cavort naked outside their secret clubhouse (on the outside of which is painted "No Grils Allowed!"), slapping themselves while doing wild dances during which they are surrounded by a dark, buzzing cloud of their evil familiars. Note that they do NOT control the Idaho Legion.