"They advertise it as Folk but then when you go its loads of beardy wazzocks singing old bloody songs and stuff "

Well clearly it's not really folk.... all real folkies know that all the real folk singers are dead.

.... and just because a song is old, doesn't make it a folk song, in fact all the folk songs are dead as well. Killed by the interweb and by simple working folk becoming literate.

Claerly you know nothing Mr Leaning, in fact you're sh+t.