If these guests were at my house I would be nervous too.
See that Virgin Airways?
Run by a beardy wazzock! and what use is a virgin in one o them airoplane toilet?
Unless they got a beard of course.
I was saying to one o them mellow head fiddlers its all very well mate but you young uns should be writing new folks songs not singing all this old shit . you should just let it die and make some new ones while you wait for your ironic wazzock beard to grow.
That Blitherscrum is shite it is.