A Bostonian and his guest from out of town were strolling in the Back Bay one evening. Said the guest, "What are all those bright lights over there?" "Oh, that's Fenway Park. There must be a game on." "But what are those big black things flitting around the lights?" "Well, the lights attract insects, and those are bats that come out to eat the insects. They're baseball bats."

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Teacher: "The Indians had bows so strong they could shoot an arrow into a buffalo right up to the feathers. Student: "But buffaloes don't have feathers."