Look guys, we've tried it for ages from the other way, and got nowhere - so, in desperation, I thought using the logical principle like Sherlock Holmes of eliminating all that can NOT possibly be, then maybe we can find the 3 or 4 REAL Folk tunes/Songs we all agree on, we can make progress!

We can then issue an edict on behalf of The Folk Police and all will be well!

The Folk Police is a new band that I will be forming, along the lines of Conrad's thesis of FRED Fookmoosic, to be only performed in vacant fields (Anybody who wants to loan their farm would be welcome!) for free.

Bring your own shovel so you can shit in the hedges. Special Guest artist WAV will be performing his entire repert, refartory, er approved list of poems and songs.

Anybody know a brewery that won't mind if we borrow a few kegs?