The Folk Police:

Mission Statement.

Any song you wish to perform, must be presented to the Committee (me, 3 random passers by and my mate's dog) with no less than 3 A4 pages double spaces (room for comments and dog's muddy paws) od documentation from approved sources such as Wikipedia. When approved, this document must be read out before the item can be performed.

Player capabilities: None necessary. Instruments will be drawn by lot before each item performed. Any singer who can hold a note will be retrained - please bring your own bucket.