Shorry, guysh, I got a bit exchited there before. But it'sh all right, me and my mate - he'sh da dog, no I mean, he'sh got da dag, were trying out some biersh for the nexsh meeting. Had about a doshen glasshesh, and boy, did it aroush my Mus-hic!

I don't have any problemsh rishing up after I been drinking!

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Sorry about that fell asleep for a while there, all right now. Git that out of my system - I'll get it cleaned up later...

Look, this thread seems to have got a bit out of control.

We've had a few good suggestions, but I don't think you've been serious enough, except for that obviously over educated Sublime Ashtray guy back there a bit. Obviously he's too educated and serious for us, so Fred will con him into singing all 57 verses of that Kiddie Poem Collection thing he does all the time - The Ravens cry Fowl, or something - while we all sneak out the back.

Now if you don't all behave, I'll have to start banging my gavel!