As an ex miner caught up in '84...

I have two bottles of cheap plonk, not decent Krug, (I have that also as my responsible adult likes it.)

I call one of the bottles Margaret and the other Arthur.

It may be cheap plonk, but it will taste sweeter than Bollinger when I get to open either. (I have two to allow for the coincidence of needing to open them on the same day.)

Yes, I actually shock myself with my plans, as they are not in character at all.

But I remain unrepentant.