Ladies and Gentlemen and kids of all ages!

In the center ring, snarling and biting at the crowd is our own resident gutless bigot. Don't stare too long or he'll wither into insubstantiality. Don't get too close or he'll splatter you with his slime.

Notice the green skin, the staring bloodshot eyes, the yellow streak down his back as he lashes out in all directions trying to raise some reaction from the crowd. (Please don't laugh at the beast, kid. See how he shrinks when you do that?)

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is hate personified. Tremble in fear at it for there is nothing you can do about him. (Please stop laughing, kid, you're killing him. And no, that isn't a zipper. This is not a man in a rubber suit, kid. There ain't no man in there at all.)

And now ladies and gentlemen in the ring on your left...