Peeking through the window again, eh, Shame? Everyone knows that no business in town will let you in its doors. I understand that you're even banned from the sewage treatment plant because of your stink.

The Legion Hovel is not a violent place nor is violence implied. There have been a few mistakes, like the recent explosion of the beer car by the cops, but it has been ten or twelve days since the last fight and that was just a slap-face thing between Ancient Amos (not our Amos) and Surly Bob. Each slapped the other at the same time, not hard, and then0 they passed out together on the floor. It was a lovely sight, like two kittens snuggling together, as long as the kittens were wearing lead-weighted gloves. And the bullet holes are reliques from years and years ago, back when the place was REALLY part of The Wild West. So if you ever were to visit, don't mind the machine guns and pistols -- they wear them now only for show.