Those of you like Kampervan are probably unaware of the infamous "missing verses" of Honey which are far more poignant in their simplicity. I'm sure that neither Cohen nor Dylan ever produced anything that matched it for strength and clarity.
"HONEY".......(revised edition)
See the tree, How big its grown And now you're dead I can't get blown I've got an itch. When you were alive It cost twenty-five Why did you always charge so much You fuckin' bitch
Our tree grew large, It fell on you Now you're gone, My balls are blue I can't get laid. So now I've started shagging sheep And sometimes chickens in their sleep But they want paid.
Oh Honey I miss you Cause when you were alive I could at least get a hand job For a buck fifty-five.
Geeziz........What a piece of writing PLUS it ties in well with Janie's "boner" comment.