At a party, introduce yourself as Pope Benedict XVI. Tell them that you're incognito, trying to ascertain the feelings of "the lower classes."

A friend and I once attended a meeting and she parked in a handicapped slot -- legitimately. One of the company's salesmen, who we both knew, came across the lot and asked why we were parking in a handicapped spot. I replied, "Because we use your product."

Explain why you can't be Richard Nixon, as you think you are.