Sitting in the passenger seat of our little SEAT Arosa and being jerked forward by sudden braking to avoid the BMW (youngish shaved head driver) that skidded out of a side road in Cardiff just in front of us, but what should escape my lips.

"Blastid Master of Wank!" Got a laugh from my husband/driver and the other passengers in the car. I couldn't laugh as my heart was still in throat.