Okay, I see how it is with you then, Harp. This is argument therapy, like on Monty Python.

*Your session's over.*

[No, it's not.]

*'Tis so.*

['Tis not. If the session's over, why are you still here, then?]

*Because this is my office.*

[No, it's not.]

*Yes, it is.*

[See, you're still arguing. Session's not over.]

*I'm doing this on my own time.*

[But what if it's still therapeutic?]

*Doesn't matter. Session's over.*

['Tis not.]

*sigh*

*BG*,

Chris

p.s. I've been working out the details in my basement laboratory, kleptomouse. It involves a great deal of rubber tubing, a shelf-full of out-of-date ALGOL manuals, and some very complex patent law. I'll keep ya posted.