Mousie me lad........The NYCFTTS is a clinic facility located in Montana and supported by the Mudcat in conjunction with the CIA. Patients are treated through the use of tiples and the CIA uses the crazed tiple bands as a means of world overthrow since their powers of assassination have been curtailed.

Elizabeth Dole lost out in her chances for the presidency because her husband, known to all through his TV ads, had a problem with ED (erectile dysfunction). A crazed tiple band was sent and when Ol' Bob was getting out of the shower one morning, they played the Oscar Mayer Wiener song outside of his window, causing an immediate erection. In his exuberance, the senator ran from the house and through Rock Creek Park in his shorts screaming, "Its a WOODY!!!! I GOT WOOD!!!" This of course obliterated any chances Ms. Dole may have had.

Cletus was a member of that group, having been sent to the Center for his addiction. While using the computer one evening he happened upon the infamous dancing gerbils and stared at the screen for 9 days in a row. Paw and the Reg boys (Rick Fielding's half brothers--Reg, Reg, and Reg) were overcome with grief and missed him so much that they took off to Montana to get Cletus back. Their sense of direction was a bit off and they wound up in Silver Springs, Maryland where Bill D. through them off his lawn and sent them back in the other direction. Along the way they began arguing and Paw and the Reg boys like to came to blows. This arguing peaked in Fredericksberg, Maryland where they all Reg accused Reg of not having the sense to poor piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. Then Reg accused Reg of the same thing and Paw accused Reg.....well, you get my drift.

Anyhow, they sat down on a railroad track and took off their boots to see who could do it and they were merrily whizzing away not noticing a Norfolk-Southern freight bearing down upon them. A passing news crew filmed this whole thing and luckily a State Trooper happened to pass and saw the disaster about to happen and shoved them out of the way. They were saved, but their boots were lost and I was called to retrieve them. Before I could get there they had become such celebrities that a local store had given them new boots and they were off after Cletus again.

Once again though, there sense of direction failed them and they wound up at Sandy Paton's place in Connecticut where Sandy sold them the soundhole out of a Larrivee and sent them happily on their way. They did eventually get back here and Cletus was released after participating in an experiment at the NYCFTTS to cure the common cold using nose flutes.

Hence the NYCFTTS is a bit of the Mudcat Icon status place. I hope this has been helpful. All of this stuff is on the threads....just enter Cletus, or Neil Young, or Paw in the Supersearch. Are you curious about Cleigh O'Possum? The ASSparagus farm? Fly-By-Nite Industries and the Amish-Australian Pitchfork Moustache Tuner? Anything you need to know, feel free to ask.

Spaw