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Thread #132899 Message #3011653
Posted By: GUEST,Alan Whittle
20-Oct-10 - 02:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: Wayne Rooney on the way out (UK football)
Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Rooney on the way out
The late great Bill Hicks used to have this schtick about JFK.
Outraged voice: What! He actually had sex with Marilyn Monroe - the most beautiful woman on the planet.......! Well that loses him my respect allright!
2010 version
Ouraged voice: Okay he's a millionaire! Okay he's young! Okay he's a football God! and Okay he plays for the greatest team on the planet and he's married to a bimbo. I'm still amazed he would do a thing like that.....!