The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #131329   Message #3011723
Posted By: Trapper
20-Oct-10 - 03:55 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! 2.0 - Fit 1
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! 2.0 - Fit 1
Playing catch up...

- Al

THE BAREMAID
TUNE: The Mermaid
New words: Trapper (Al BOyce)


Twas Friday morn at the old amusement park
Adventure Island, Southend-on-sea
When in Essex they spied a hundred bums so bare
Queueing up to ride the fast Green Scream

CHORUS:
And the coaster's tracks do roll
Guinness' Record is our goal
And our poor privates flutter, fly and the flop
While the clad people shudder down below, below, below
While the clad people shudder down below


And up spoke the captain of our coaster car
Buxom Tracy Jones was she
"Let's raise some quid for the Bosom Pals Appeal!"
As she let her gals fly free


And up spoke a chappie that come from Staffordshire
Who'd been aboard at Alton Towers
"When we set the record back in two-thousand-four
at least before we'd all had showers!"

Three times round the roller coaster track
In our birthday suits went we
Three times round, with Tracy and her rack
For the Hospital Charity!

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