1. Playing in the presence of my son who doesn't miss the chance to inform me that I can't play. He "shreds" everybody!

2. Spending hundreds and hundreds of dollars on guitar lessons for my son so that he could "shred" everyone!

3. Thinking that I would get to hear my son, "The Shredder" actually play a recognizable tune or song all the way through or to ever really discover for what all that money was spent!