If anyone wants to sing the Wayne Rooney song here are the lyrics

(scat sing intro)
CHORUS
(Alan:      Wayne Rooney!Wayne Rooney!
Denise:   Do it to me Wayne Rooney!
Alan:       I know what you did
Denise:    I won't charge twelve hundred quid
Alan:       Wayne goes in hard when he wants to score
Denise:    What girl could ask for more

Alan:      Wayne Rooney!Wayne Rooney!
Denise:    Do it to me Wayne Rooney!
Alan:       I know what you did
Denise:    I won't charge twelve hundred quid
Alan:       Wayne goes in hard when he wants to score
Denise:    What girl could ask for more)

Alan:         Now every night through the World Cup
Denise:    Good old Wayne, he kept it up
Alan:         He never did quite get it in
Denise:      But he stuck it out - so the girls all sing:-
CHORUS
(Alan:      Wayne Rooney!Wayne Rooney!
Denise:   Do it to me Wayne Rooney!
Alan:       I know what you did
Denise:    I won't charge twelve hundred quid
Alan:       Wayne goes in hard when he wants to score
Denise:    What girl could ask for more

Alan:      Wayne Rooney!Wayne Rooney!
Denise:    Do it to me Wayne Rooney!
Alan:       I know what you did
Denise:    I won't charge twelve hundred quid
Alan:       Wayne goes in hard when he wants to score
Denise:    What girl could ask for more)

Alan:       First with Coleen, then with Jenny
Denise:    Inhibitions..... he ain't any
Alan:       Wayne! Wayne!- do it again
Denise:    C'mon lets play the beautiful game

Wayne Rooney!Wayne Rooney!
etc
(scat outro)

copywright words and music by Alan Whittle September 9th 2010