Here in the UK one of many things that PMO is the f***ing National Lottery. You see Lottery tickets are sold in newsagents shops and now, if you want to buy a newspaper, forget about it!! There's always some brain dead cretin at the counter spending a million pounds on tickets and 'scratchcards', or getting their tickets checked, or fumbling around in their pockets or purses for money, or there's some sort of glitch with the machinery, or the cretin behind the counter STILL doesn't seem to know how to operate the machinery ten years after it was installed in the shop ... and all I f***ing want is a f***ing newspaper!!!!!

The only fact that I have to console myself with is that the Lottery is a tax on stupidity.