Put more simply Mike, I reckon that how Wayne Rooney plays football is of interest to me. The rest of his life is no one else's business. I am baffled that the rest of his (or anyone else's) life is something we are supposed to have an opinion on. Am I alone in thinking that sales of gutter press rags are no reason for me to get upset about something, which does not concern me?

"We know no spectacle so ridiculous as the British public in one of its periodical fits of morality." (Oscar Wilde)