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Thread #23904   Message #3014430
Posted By: GUEST,Pete Davis
24-Oct-10 - 02:55 PM
Thread Name: Tune Req: Nessie
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Nessie
I lived in scpotland many years ago and had a record by Robin Hall and Jimmy Mcgregor. It's long gone but I can remember most of the words albeit slightly different from the ones above.

If you belong tae London town and read the daily press
ye'll be convinced by this time there's nae monster in Loch Ness
the Cockneys laugh and say "Cor it dunnarf make ye fink
there great big 'airy 'iland men get far too much to drink

There is a monster in Loch Ness the fact ye canna hide
she's got more curves than a movie star and a wiggle three miles wide

Now one wee wiley Sassanach he laid the thing was true
and knew if he could prove it he could make a bob or two
so he journeyed to the country where the beer and the whisky flows
where the wee wild haggis dances and the bonny bagpipe blows
he met a man in tartan trews and said "Pray tell me sir
have you ever met this thingammy jig that's causing all this stir?"
"A thingammy jig!" he answered "I think I've heard enough
oor Nessie's Scotland's pin up and a grand wee bit of stuff"

Chorus: There is a monster in...........