This song is NOT to be confused with "GHOST CHICKENS IN THE SKY", which you may have heard at youth camp...

- Trapper

BROAST ROBBERS
Tune: Ghost Riders in the Sky by Stan Jones
New Lyrics: Trapper (Al Boyce) 10/25/2010


A paper boy went bicycling one dark and windy day
His trusty Schwinn he pedaled as he went upon his way
When all at once a six foot bird with wattles and a comb
Came strutting on the sidewalk - to block his route to home

Cock-a-doodle doooo... (etc - rooster sounds)
Broast Robber strutting by!


He spun a cookie quickly, and turned his bike around
His back wheel shot out gravel as it dug into the ground
Dismayed he was as he pumped hard to retreat from the bird
He saw two apes had blocked his path - and this is what he heard:

OOO-oooh AAAH AHH Ahh AHH AHH (etc - monkey sounds)
Monkey Biz blocked my ride!


He tried to ride on by them, but one slugged him in the head
He flew from off his bicycle, and lay there as though dead
The other grabbed his trusty Schwinn, and the capon strutted near
With his chicken legs he straddled, the bike he commandeered!

Cock-a-doodle doooo... (etc - rooster sounds)
Broast Robber biking by!


The monkeys scattered northward and the chicken made tracks south
They left the paperboy there, bikeless, with a swollen mouth
There is no rhyme or reason, no moral for to tell
Unless, if chased by chickens... or apes, then bike like hell!

Cock-a-doodle doooo...
OOO-oooh AAAH AHH Ahh AHH...
Broast Robber biking by!