Now listen here, Capt'n... Firgit them docs... Just get you some good horseradish 'er tobasco sauce and put it on anything ya' like... That open up everything and save you from having to go down to Mass Gen and flirt with them nurses...

BTW, I'm on to you... And I think jacqui is starting to get it, too...

Hey, here's another plan... Just become a male striper down there at Mass Gen... You can take magazines around to the people who in there for legit reasons... Look good on yer resume', too...

(Is it stripper or striper, Boberdz???)

Well, ya'll know what I mean...

B~